| This article is under construction.
Please note that the creator of this article has not finished it yet. Do not delete this page or mark it as a stub.
(HassanLechkar intro. It becomes static as a tape rewind sound plays until the word "Presents" is shown. Cut to a grass background.)
Text: Alrighty kids! It's time for?
(Doofy the Dragon, along with his full name, is shown.)
Children: Doofy the Dragon! (cheering)
(Cut to a room, where Doofy the Dragon is seen arranging some stuff.)
Doofy: Just some more stuff...(notices the audience) Oh! Hey kids! I'm Doofy the Dragon! And today I want you to feel what it's like to live a normal life! Just sing a song with me!
(Doofy starts singing.)
Eat like my ex-wife
Exercise like some thugs
Drink like I do all day
Plus do some drugs
(Doofy shoots himself. Cut to Bowser Junior watching this on TV.)
Bowser Jr.: Ha ha ha, that's so funny Doofy! Wait. What if I was normal? Oh! I'll go tell Dad! (he runs away) DAD!
(Cut to the Charleyyy and Charleyy title card.)
Voice: Charleyyy and Charleyy was filmed in front of a live audience.
(Cut to the titular duo at a mini-golfing course.)
Charleyyy: Hi guys, I'm Charleyyy.
(Cue shouting crowd.)
Charleyy: And I'm Charleyy.
Charleyyy: And I'm mini-golfing now! Just look! (he takes a shot. After that, the golf ball reflects away from a few walls before landing in the hole)
Charleyyy: I did it! I actually did it! I got a hole-in-one! (he accidentally throws away the golf ball, which lands in a pool of water in the background) ...oh.
(Cut to Bowser watching the whole scene on TV.)
Bowser: (laughing) Oh Charleyyy! Charleyy! You're killing me!
(Bowser Junior arrives.)
Bowser Jr.: DAD DAD DAD!
Bowser: (grunts) What Junior? I'm watching Charleyyy and Charleyy!
Bowser Jr.: OK, I just watched Doofy the Dragon...
Bowser Jr.: ...and he sang a song about having a normal life...
Bowser Jr.: ...and now I wonder if my life was normal, is it?
Bowser: No it's not! Just go away! Charleyyy is on! Ugh!
Bowser Jr.: But...but...WAAAAH! (runs away)
(Cut to Chef Pee Pee in the kitchen.)
Chef Pee Pee: OK, I just got all the ingredients for my chocolate ice-cream...chocolate chips, milk, water, Sprite, whipped cream, and cherry. Now to make the ice-cream.
(Bowser Jr. arrives.)
Bowser Jr.: CHEF PINOT! CHEF PINOT CHEF PINOT CHEF-PI-NOT!
Chef Pee Pee: WHAT JUNIOR? Stop calling me Chef Pinot!
Bowser Jr.: Well, I wonder if my life is normal. You think?
Chef Pee Pee: (grunts, angry voice) Just get the f**k out of here. I swear I'll strangle you right now if you don't keep me concentrated.
Bowser Jr.: Wait! But Chef-Hey! UUUUGGGHH! (runs away)
(Cut to Bowser Junior's room. Junior lands on the ground.)
Bowser Jr.: UGH! NOTHING IS HIGH IN THIS HOUSE! NOTHING IS NORMAL IN THIS HOUSE! I BET IT'LL TAKE MAGIC FROM A WIZARD!
(Rocks suddenly appears.)
Rocks: Did somebody say "wizard"?
Bowser Jr.: AH!
Rocks: What do you want?
Bowser Jr.: OK, so I was wondering if my life was normal, but it's not! Bowser's mean, Chef Pee Pee doesn't want me to get in the way, everything's not normal!
Rocks: Wait! Wait! I've got the perfect cure for that?
Bowser Jr.: What is it?
Rocks: Just turn away.
(Bowser Jr. turns away.)
Rocks: And...NOW! (he brings a Wii U Gamepad into the scene)
Bowser Jr.: I'm turning back! (he turns back) YAY! Where did you get that from?
Rocks: It's magic! This is a machine that can control things! Just say a wish in front of it and it'll grant it for you!
Bowser Jr.: OK, thanks weird rock thingy!
Rocks: No problem-o! (he disappears) PINGAS!